How Drunk Will You Get?

For both Episodes on 4/9:

One Drink:

• -Jim says or does something stupid to Charles
• -Kelly and Angela are still fighting.
• -Anyone else joins Michael Scott Paper (per person)
• -The word "wedding" or "marriage" is mentioned.
• -Michael communicates with someone in the office.
  
• -Michael cries.
• David Wallace calls Michael.

Two Drinks:

• Michael Scott Paper lasts the week.

Three Drinks:

•   Michael Scott Paper doesn't last the week

My prediction is 5 points. Put yours in the comments!